Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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