What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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