so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Who died my cat blue again?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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