I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
