the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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