Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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