She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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