So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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