I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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