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what?
penguin condom
17 year olds will be the death of me.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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