We won't sleep together?
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I know her cup size but not her name....
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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