I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
