Duck Duck Cougar?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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