he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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