lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
