White coat. Heels.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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