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Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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