On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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