ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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