Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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