Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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