He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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