do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i came on her dog
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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