I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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