Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My butt remains clenched, sir.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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