Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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