i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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