Did you just see the Batmobile???
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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