i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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