You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
How does one acquire holy water?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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