sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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