but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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