Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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