just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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