Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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