No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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