My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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