I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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