are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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