You made me cry and you don't even care
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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