we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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