you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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