windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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