Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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