wrigley field is MILF paradise
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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