i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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