Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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