He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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