Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You need a sexual gate keeper
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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