sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i came on her dog
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
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