she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wish i was in the wii world.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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