I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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