Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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