Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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