she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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