I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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