Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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