apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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