I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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